Forked Silver Tongue
Welcome to all who stumble on this blog!
Well, I'll keep it short and sweet.
18,
Male.
Tasmania, Australia.
I speak my mind, I am blunt, to the point and I don't sugar-coat things, which is one of the reasons for my nickname and blog title.
Hey oh, it’s 6:15AM and off to work I go. Just think, when training is done, I actually need to be at work and ready to start at 4:00AM. I am feeling slightly better, although I’m constantly coughing up gunk which leads me to think its a lung infection again. So not sure how it’s gonna be spending all day in minus temperatures while I learn the ropes. But let’s do this!
Induction completed. Now officially employed and start training tomorrow at 7.
Sickness level= Increased by 10%
Projected time of death= 72 hours.
On the flip-side, if I don’t die, I’ll be earning $45 an hour or $54 an hour if public holidays. Possibly more. So, that’s incentive to not die any time soon.
Need to invest in a proper friend that I can do shit with down here, seeing as my babeee left me 6 years ago. Or just find someone I can do immature/silly/cute shit with that won’t care. It get’s a tad depressing when you have to watch movies alone in bed. Same time, it’s also very good when you feel the way I feel right now, so maybe the Universe is working it’s mysterious ways again.
Anyway, I’m going to have a super early night and try and shake this sickness. Pleasant dreams kids.
Dying a slow, painful death as I writhe in Agony.
Not too mention, I have to be up early for my induction at my new job- which, sucks even more because I have a cold/flu and the workplace is a giant freezer in the minus temperatures. YEAH BODY!
Lol I love being a dick! So I just got promoted to ‘Officer’ of the guild I’ve been with for like a month. (Just some flash game, nothing fancy). So what did I do? I wrote this note in the chat- “OMG, NO ONE GETS ME! I DON’T WANT THIS RESPONSIBILITY! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS! YOU’RE ALL ASSHOLES AND I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS BURDEN! I’VE HAD A GUTFUL OF ALL YOUR GUYS SHIT. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I’VE DONE NOTHING BUT HELP YOU ALL WITH RAIDS AND SHIT, BUT NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO ACTUALLY HAVE A DECENT INPUT AND TO START MY OWN RAIDS!? NAH, SCREW IT, I JUST WANTED TO FOLLOW YOU ALL, NOT LEAD! I’M LEAVING!”
To which I left and started my own Guild Charter. Life is good when you’re rich. Game rich. Also, being a leader of your own Guild is cool too.
LOL!
OH MY FRICKIN’ ZEUS! Season finale of Revenge- I am literally lost for words. WHAT. THE. FUCK!?!?! The worst part is now that it’s just finished, it’s gonna feel like so frickin’ long for season 2 and I’m dying a little right now, so imagine how emotionally drained I’m gonna be just before it airs. I cannot deal with this intense ending! You can’t do this!? I mean, sure, end on a cliff-hanger that keeps people wanting more, but don’t end on several cliff-hangers that just make people lost for words, shocked, stunned and emotionally gutted as they try and answer all the questions they now have.
DAMN IT MIKE KELLEY!
We fell by the wayside, and slowly watched ourselves die;
A lonely death in which no one cared and no one came.
When the walls cave in, we only have ourselves to blame.
and even if it’s dark at least we’ll be together,
Slowly sinking in the earth to lay forever.
You better grab a hold and hold on for your life,
Because you don’t get lucky twice.
Maybe it will all work out like in the movies.
But I know Romeo must die before the ending,
With a final poison kiss delivered gently.
Because you don’t get lucky twice, and that’s the truth.
‘Without The Bitter The Sweet Isn’t As Sweet’ -Mayday Parade
30 day TV show challenge:
Day 05 – A show you hate
The Hills, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Jersey Shore.
Very few things in the world come close to how much I loathe these shows- check that- any shitty over dramatic ‘reality’ show. They acting is shit, in no way is it reality and they have the dumbest story lines to them. Not too mention the messages they send to people are just ridiculous. Loathe, loathe, loathe them all.
What are you?
Well, simply put I would say- Human, male, 18.
Honestly put I would say- An emotionally crippled, self-sabotaging, ‘Hedgehog Dilemma’ suffering, neurotically challenged, self-preserving, anti-social male.
Well played.